Toilet rules and funny quotes
A collection of typical toilet rules and funny toilet quotes. If you’re looking for a way to bring some humor to your bathroom decor, consider adding a funny toilet quote! From puns to witty one-liners, these quotes are sure to make you and your guests smile.
1. Funny toilet quotes
Big dreams start in small places.
Live, laugh, poop.
Flush me well and keep me clean. I’ll never tell what I have seen …
No job is finished until the paperwork is done.
Some come to sit and think others just to sit and stink.
My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So now I have to sit down when I pee.
This is where the magic happens.
Smile. You’re losing weight.
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are.
Toilet seat: „Put me down“
How can a man who can hit a deer at 250 yards keep missing the toilet?
Here I sit broken hearted tried to poop but only farted.
Be your own kind of wonderful.
If at first you don’t succeed, flush, flush, flush again …
To pee or not to pee … that is the question.
My mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot. Except that they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat so whenever they see my mom they pee.
2. Toilet rules for a clean bathroom
Toilet rules:
- 1. If you drop it … put it down.
- 2. If it runs out … replace it.
- 3. If you miss … clean it up.
- 4. If you’re finished … flush it.
- 5. If it smells … spray it.
Guys, stand closer, it may be shorter than you think!
If you drop it pick it up, if it runs out replace it, if you spill it wipe it, if you’re finished flush it, if it smells spray it.
Help keep dirt out. Clean toilet rooms mean good health. It’s up to you!
Should this bathroom not be to a high standard of cleanliness or short of supplies, Please inform a member of staff at reception.
Please leave this toilet as you would hope to find it. Thank you.
Before you leave take a minute to clean
Your mother is not here. Please clean your own mess.
Be considerate. Clean up after yourself.
Please do not flush feminine products, trash or disposable wipes.
Keep calm and keep the toilet clean.
Please ensure that this toilet area is left clean and tidy for the next user.
Do not flush paper towels, sanitary products, tissues & wipes, kittens & puppies, hopes & dreams. Thank you!
3. Aim and take a seat: quotes for gentlemen
Gentlemen: Your aim will help. Stand closer. It’s shorter than you think. Ladies: Please remain seated for the entire performance.
If you sprinkle when you tinkle please be sweet and wipe the seat!
Men to the left because women are always right. (or the other way round ;-)?)
Our aim is to keep this bathroom clean. Your aim will help.
Please be sweet and take the seat.
If you dribble when you piddle be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!
In this house we aim to please. In this room (bathroom) you aim too, please.